After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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