There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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