i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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