Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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