You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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