How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
only you would photoshop your dick
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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