Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dual....:-)
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
