i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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