he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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