Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How external is "for external use only"?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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