there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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