dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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