There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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