I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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