your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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