If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I checked into jail on foursquare
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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