Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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