woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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