he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Every concussion has its silver lining
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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