I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
