Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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