I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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