I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
