Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Oh god it's open bar.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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