and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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