I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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