More tranny stories later!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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