dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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