Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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