It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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