My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
