My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
