I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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