Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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