I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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