This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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