Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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