Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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