if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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