come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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