All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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