when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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