I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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