Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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