...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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