Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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