I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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