Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Can Purell be used as lube?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
