So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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