Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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