I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
