all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We got so high we made milksteak
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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