I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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