Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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