its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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